Please do not laugh!

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves;

they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK , in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;

Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana , in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

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India , in 15 minutes ............ ......

the machine..... ......... ....

was stolen!!!

Ha ha ha......
Nice jock!

Here is another jock :

Who Is The Most Obedient?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.

He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.

"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."